IMMA CHARGIN MAH FIREBALL

I do not fear death, for when I am death is not, and when death is I am not

BREAKING NEWS: The Victorian Police just pulled a man out of the Yarra River. He was wearing pink fishnet stockings, high heels, a Collingwood jumper and had a dildo shoved up his arse.

Police removed the Collingwood jumper to save embarrassment to the family.

Trent Harrison
-Well, im skilled at rock paper scissors and monopoly.
-I am an odd person i guess its not that i wanna be i just don wanna be generic :P
-Don't think you can 'read' me cause i can bet you probably can't.
-Vanilla is an amazing flavour <3
-I'm bored right now and dads sitting next to me so im trying to keep it PG
-hmmm yeah, this last dash is unnecessary.. but thats juuustt how rebellious i am XD